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major showdown between the Church of Elvis
and the Church of The Beatles the anti-Asian
Christians versus the pro-Asian Pagans and
we're looking at a kamikaze samurai. God, the
most awful Beatles anecdote of all and Jude
here came back through time to change it."
Moira was lost, but game. "'. . . most awful
Beatles anecdote . . .' John's death? Or
something to do with Stu Sutcliffe?"
"No, no you've heard this one, I'm sure; I've
told it a hundred times. John and Paul have
buried the hatchet; they're sitting around in the
Dakota one night in '79, getting stoned and
watching telly while the wives chat in the
kitchen. Lorne Michaels comes on the tube: it's
the Saturday after Bernstein offered the Beatles
a million to reunite, and Michaels makes a
counteroffer on the air, live: if the Beatles will
come down and play on Saturday Night Live,
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now, he's prepared to pay them . . . union scale,
a thousand bucks or so apiece. Rim shot. And
across town at the Dakota, John looks at Paul
and Paul looks at John and they both start to
grin "
"Oh my God, I remember now," Moira said,
"And they called a cab but it never showed up .
. ." She turned pale.
"One of the great Lost Moments of history,"
Wally said, his voice trembling.
Jude broke the silence which followed. "It's
plaintext, right? If the cab had arrived, John and
Paul would have appeared on Saturday Night
Live that night. The planet would have
convulsed in its orbit, a generation gone mad
with joy. George and Ringo both would have
been on the phone before the credits rolled and
sooner or later, The Four would have gotten
together again! John would have gone back
home to England, and that Presleyan crot would
never have gotten a shot at him there." His voice
was rising "And sooner or later, they'd have
learned the truth about Eppy's death, and in their
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holy wrath crashed the forces of Elvis
forever "
Wally couldn't help interrupting. "Wait a
minute are you saying that Elvis Presley was
behind Brian Epstein's "
"Indisputable proof will be uncovered in another
eight years," Jude said, "but isn't it obvious?
Faggot Jew Commie . . . creator of the Anti-
Elvis . . . pills as the instrument of death . . . did
you think it coincidence that Eppy died just as
The Four were communing publicly with an
Eastern, non-Christian religious figure in India?"
"Elvis did approach J. Edgar Hoover, and
volunteer to spy on the Beatles for the DEA,
that's documented," Wally said softly. He was
talking to himself. "And his daughter's flaky
husband is the guy who stole the Beatles'
publishing rights out from under his mentor,
Paul McCartney "
"Elvis Presley made his evil plans in full, the
day he read John's Jesus Quote . . . and from
beyond the grave, he triumphed," Jude said in a
vaguely chanting tone, clearly quoting from
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scripture.
Moira noticed that her hand hurt, from crushing
Wally's hand, but forgot it almost at once,
distracted by horror. "You mean . . . you mean
He Whose Name We Must Never Mention
really shot John as an agent of of "
Jude nodded solemnly. "It will be the chance
discovery of his secret memoirs by a prison
guard in 2003 that blows the story. I meant to
undo all of that and with your help, I still can."
As unconsciously as they had mangled them,
Wally and Moira let go of each other's hands,
and sat up straighter, hearts hammering.
"You've got the time machine on you," Wally
suggested. "Or in you. Implanted, or
something."
Jude shook his ironically bald head. "All the
assets I have, you see."
"So you're going to automatically slingshot back
to the future, or something, and try again."
Another headshake. "Return to my ficton is
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fundamentally impossible, time travel only
works backwards. Even if I had another
machine, I could not travel to the future it isn't
there yet."
"You're stuck in this ficton, then? But then it's
too late, right? John's been dead for fifteen
years!" [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]
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major showdown between the Church of Elvis
and the Church of The Beatles the anti-Asian
Christians versus the pro-Asian Pagans and
we're looking at a kamikaze samurai. God, the
most awful Beatles anecdote of all and Jude
here came back through time to change it."
Moira was lost, but game. "'. . . most awful
Beatles anecdote . . .' John's death? Or
something to do with Stu Sutcliffe?"
"No, no you've heard this one, I'm sure; I've
told it a hundred times. John and Paul have
buried the hatchet; they're sitting around in the
Dakota one night in '79, getting stoned and
watching telly while the wives chat in the
kitchen. Lorne Michaels comes on the tube: it's
the Saturday after Bernstein offered the Beatles
a million to reunite, and Michaels makes a
counteroffer on the air, live: if the Beatles will
come down and play on Saturday Night Live,
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now, he's prepared to pay them . . . union scale,
a thousand bucks or so apiece. Rim shot. And
across town at the Dakota, John looks at Paul
and Paul looks at John and they both start to
grin "
"Oh my God, I remember now," Moira said,
"And they called a cab but it never showed up .
. ." She turned pale.
"One of the great Lost Moments of history,"
Wally said, his voice trembling.
Jude broke the silence which followed. "It's
plaintext, right? If the cab had arrived, John and
Paul would have appeared on Saturday Night
Live that night. The planet would have
convulsed in its orbit, a generation gone mad
with joy. George and Ringo both would have
been on the phone before the credits rolled and
sooner or later, The Four would have gotten
together again! John would have gone back
home to England, and that Presleyan crot would
never have gotten a shot at him there." His voice
was rising "And sooner or later, they'd have
learned the truth about Eppy's death, and in their
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holy wrath crashed the forces of Elvis
forever "
Wally couldn't help interrupting. "Wait a
minute are you saying that Elvis Presley was
behind Brian Epstein's "
"Indisputable proof will be uncovered in another
eight years," Jude said, "but isn't it obvious?
Faggot Jew Commie . . . creator of the Anti-
Elvis . . . pills as the instrument of death . . . did
you think it coincidence that Eppy died just as
The Four were communing publicly with an
Eastern, non-Christian religious figure in India?"
"Elvis did approach J. Edgar Hoover, and
volunteer to spy on the Beatles for the DEA,
that's documented," Wally said softly. He was
talking to himself. "And his daughter's flaky
husband is the guy who stole the Beatles'
publishing rights out from under his mentor,
Paul McCartney "
"Elvis Presley made his evil plans in full, the
day he read John's Jesus Quote . . . and from
beyond the grave, he triumphed," Jude said in a
vaguely chanting tone, clearly quoting from
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scripture.
Moira noticed that her hand hurt, from crushing
Wally's hand, but forgot it almost at once,
distracted by horror. "You mean . . . you mean
He Whose Name We Must Never Mention
really shot John as an agent of of "
Jude nodded solemnly. "It will be the chance
discovery of his secret memoirs by a prison
guard in 2003 that blows the story. I meant to
undo all of that and with your help, I still can."
As unconsciously as they had mangled them,
Wally and Moira let go of each other's hands,
and sat up straighter, hearts hammering.
"You've got the time machine on you," Wally
suggested. "Or in you. Implanted, or
something."
Jude shook his ironically bald head. "All the
assets I have, you see."
"So you're going to automatically slingshot back
to the future, or something, and try again."
Another headshake. "Return to my ficton is
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fundamentally impossible, time travel only
works backwards. Even if I had another
machine, I could not travel to the future it isn't
there yet."
"You're stuck in this ficton, then? But then it's
too late, right? John's been dead for fifteen
years!" [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]